WWIIILLLLLSSSSOOOOONNNNNN! i love you and you know it. you just call me at the WORST FUCKING TIMES, ASSHOLE. you know how many people i pissed off at the movies the other night? like, the whole theater. god dammit man.
i promise i'll call you super-soon, sexyboi. and no, i'm never calling you that again. maybe. i'll think about it.