Cookies, plushies, anything shiny

Soaps, Neds, people making fun of me for my height!

Hey there! Im Debs! Never Debbie; anyone who calls me that dies! Believe it or not, i may only be 5"2 but i could kill you! It's called determination baby!
Ambition in life? World Domination would be the obvious choice but at the moment, i'd say it's winning Eurovision.
The Princess and I have our song ready and everything!
But it's not all about the song! You gotta put on a performance so we've got Eva Unit's 00, 01 and 02 tap dancing with top hats, the rest of the Eva series doing the Algorithm March, Some ninja doing that weird Russian dance thing and the pirates getting drunk!

You may not have noticed but i can be pretty random at times. Honestly! It was a bit of a shock to me too! Though i found acceptance in the home of a lovely gay Giraffe by the name of WLW, his pet cats and a great lord called Davord.
Hail Davord - Lord of Tharg!