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Type: Public
Created: Jun 4, 2007
Members: 4
Views: 163
Location: Roseville , United States
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"You have to screw just the bottom part."
This group is for all of you who love band and cosplay! Everyone in band should join =)
Here are some lovely band quotes for all of you =)
If its in the Band Quotes, it MUST be true...
"It's not hard enough!"
- Karen.
"You grease it up and you shove it in even harder"
- Dave.
"Will you sleep with me tonight?"
- Beth, our conductor's other half to Neesha, our bass drummer's other half.
"Rusty, you haven't gotten that yet"
- Tara.
"I want you to hurt me and bite me and make me suffer"
- Max Culpepper, our Director.
"Why are you talking about Vaseline?"
- Karen.
"I'd do a 90 year-old woman for $100 million"
- Julie.
"I like getting wet!"
- Neesha.
"I don't care what you do with it, just as long as it doesn't fall down"
- Karen to Mark.
"I guess I'm sitting in the right position"
- Karen to Jen.
"A pillow would give me pleasure. A wall wouldn't. Maybe a chair."
- Adam.
"Can I get off, please?"
- Karen.
"'Cause I just can't fit this whole thing in my mouth. Crap, I was going along so well."
- Josh
"You have to screw just the bottom part."
- Neesha
"I'm glad he moved it up... I couldn't wait that long"
- Casey
"14 inches - you must be proud" and "And I love every inch!"
- Jen
"It was long, hot, wet, and fun"
- Rusty
"I like it short and painful"
- Tim
"I don't know what's in it. It feels good when I bite it, and it tastes like real meat."
- Glen
"No, straddle her."
- Sal.
"No, he gets handcuffed to ME."
- Sal.
"I can't get out of my pants!"
- Jen to Tim.
"I don't want to do it well, because I can't do it loudly"
- Mark.
"Let's see how big of one I can blow."
- Michelle.
"We have to go 3 yards in to really score."
- Adam.
"Those aren't the good ones... these ones are. They have furry linings."
- Karin.
"It was the best kind... it just kinda slips out like that."
- Karen.
"That's why my lips hurt so much."
- Jen.
"Just close your eyes and stick it in your mouth"
- Chris to Ben.
"You better believe I'm gonna eat all six inches!"
- Jessica to Unnamed Bandie.
"We can all head over to Karen's bedroom..."
- Max Culpepper to alumni and directorate.
"I'd rather sit naked toasting marshmallows over my radiator"
- Jess in response to a proposition by Unnamed Bandie.
"That's what my head feels like now - a chew toy."
- Mike to Rena.
"Sounds like someone's doing something wrong, Mike."
- Rena responded.
"Don't think about it. Just put it in your mouth."
- Unnamed Bandie to Emily.
"I bent my thingie so that I can spin it on my finger."
- Ben to Show Co.
"I move left and right trying to find it, but it just doesn't do it for me!"
- Adamto Karen.
"Hey Tara! When are we going down??"
- Karen.
"Just a sec, lemme take off all my clothes..."
- Tara.
"Don't slow down, do it like you did in the room!"
- Karen.
"You don't have a very good head."
- Jen:
"You don't rub hard enough!"
- Ben.
"Oh, now it's up there, see, you needed to rub harder."
- Ben.
"And it's still up there!!!"
- Jen(5 mins later).
"You're not going to get it to stay up there like that."
- Ben.
"I like doing it. Not necessarily with anyone, but..."
- Tim
"I'll be ready to go in a minute, just let me get lubricated first."
- Karen to Adam and Marc
"What are you doing to my leg?"
- Colin to Suma
"Trying to put my clothes on but you're in my way..."
- Suma to Colin
"You can use your little finger if it doesn't fit"
- Tony to Karin
"New York's a great place to get some"
- Ben
"Do you want to be the man, or should I be the man?"
- Laura to R
"Your mom and I want to know when we can hook
up with you."
- Russell's dad to Russell
"Let me know when you're not fascinated anymore and I'll try something different."
- Karin to Tony
"It's all in the delivery"
- Rena to Jen
"Yup, and Jarrod can sure deliver it."
- Jen back to Rena, dreamily and absently.
"Push it harder and faster!"
- Josh to Karen
"Right!"
- Karen responds
"Let's bring out the chains later..."
- Margie
"I just kept molesting her in the stands till I got it."
- Marc 'get on my Jock-chair'
"I have too many orifices"
- Dave
"You put in in the wrong hole - it's supposed to go in the LARGE one!"
- Markham
'Warm up the band!' Buono"Let me get my pants off, then we can go get warmed up."
- Lori
"I was just going wild last night!"
- Karen to directorate
"You'll learn to like it. I'll make it good."
- Jeff to Lauren
"You left your shirt in my room last night."
- One day later, Lauren to Jeff
"Mike Lastnamewithheldenberg helped me take my jeans off last night..." [true story]
- Rena to Karen
"Take your pants off and let's warm up"
- Tuni to Jeff
"I have no place to put my hands..."
- Andy to Rena
"But if you're into that kind of thing, like I am, you'll love it!"
- Jen
"You wanna see my underwear? Here, look!"
- Unnamed Bandie to Jess
"We're wearing the same underwear"
- 5 minutes later, Jess to Unnamed
"I can't usually do it that well, it was just a great moment."
- Ben
"Michelle! Put your legs under his armpits, like this!"
- Karin
"Don't touch me there! You're not my mommy!"
- R to Laura
**Honourable Mention Quotes!**
"I think navels are great!"
- Colin to Ben
"Well, mine was short, not as long as Sclove's, but hey, I make up for in intensity what I lack in endurance"
- Dave to Karen
"I showed Jackie my rabbit..."
- Tim to Tony
"For Dave it will only be fun if it is with sheep." (I wonder how she knows)
- Rena to Jen
"Why don't we do it tomorrow around 11 or so?"
- Michelle to Rob
"Well, you're the only one who turns it on for me"
- Curt to R
"Will you dance for/with me?"
- Rusty to Tiffany
"No"
- Tiffany
"I'll pay you".
- Rusty
Tiffany walked away.
"It was SO WET. Wow. It was the best time of my life."
- Jessica to Unnamed Bandie
"We'll use yours, unless you go to my room and think mine is better."
- Adam to Tim
"You can handle it, It's not that hard."
- Unnamed Bandie to Jess
"I have to start wearing something under this jacket."
- Marc
"Snares! - Spread 'em!"
- Ben "boom o' doom"
"The tip is conceivably too large."
- Jeremy to Brian
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