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Type: Public
Created: Jun 7, 2007
Members: 23
Views: 371
Location: Freehold , United States
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In here, it's always Spring Break.
If you live on Wawa iced tea, know what a jughandle is, and think pumping gas is for hookers and old people... EXPLODING HIGH FIVE! You're from New Jersey: the bountiful land of shopping malls, 24 hour diners, and soccer moms in Hummers. The tiny jewel of the American landscape where the fumes from Bon Jovi's endless supply of Aquanet slowly chew away at the ozone layer. Which would explain why half of us always look so goddamn roasted, even during the dead of Winter.
Of course, you don't HAVE to be from Jersey to know how much we rule, so as long as you have an appreciation for boobs, beach volleyball, a cold 'Natty Ice, join up and get ready to party like it's SPRING BREAK '95.
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