Oh wait...its just me.

Anyways, how was everyone's Easter?
Mine was lots o' fun.
The night before my friends Lynn, Sunny, and I made a giant cookie thing in the shape of Jesus. Then the next day my sister and cousin made dinner for my mom (I was in charge of cleaning) and watched some old family videos when she got home. We all laughed really hard that night and I woke up this morning with a rather irritating neck ache.

I'm looking forward to JaCon which seems to be creeping up on me. I'm finishing my Borg for today~! Can't wait to show you all.

Well thats about it.
I'm going to go smash my face into a wall until my neck stops hurting.



ummmmmmmmmmmm....BAI!

Tags: Blaaaahhhh JaCon

LOLOLOLOL I HAD A NUB ONCE...

HE WAS MAH FREEND WHEN I WAS DIEABEETUS

SPEEEEEEEEEEED RACER
IT HAZ SHAZVING ASIANS IN IT! U DUN HAEV ANY SHAZVING ASIANS. U PHAIL

I LUVE SHAZVING ASIANS

NAGANAGANAGANAGANANANANAGA
SNAKE
WITH PPL
ON YER PLANE
ALL UP IN YOUR PLANE, MAN
EATIN' THE SHAZVING ASIANS

I KRIED
LIKE WOA
AND VEGETA WAS LIKE...
NO WAI
AND I WAS LIKE
TALK TO CELL BOUT THAT SHIZ
HE'S SHAZVING OVER THERE BY PIKKILO

FIVE TITER

DVORE


SHAZVING
SHAZVING
SHAZVING
SHAZVING

ASIANS

D=

I MISS U BABEH. CUM BAK. U ALWAYZ TRETRD MEH RITE. PLZ TAK MEH BAK?
OMG I MIS UR PERNORS EN MY VAGIGI. THEMS WAS GOOD ITALIJDANS FUUD

AMERICANS CAN'T WORK IN CHINA.
ITS WROOOOOOONG
THEY WANT TO BE JAPANESE-ITALIAN AND THEN THEY RAEP MANAGERZ AT UR LOCAL SUPERMARKET.

THEN THEY HAVE TO REPLACE THE VEGGIGES CUZ THEY GOT HELLA MAD AND WENT TO PENNSYLVANIA TO GET A LAWSUIT CUZ HE PLAYS BASEBALL FOR THE WRONG TEAM OF INDIANS.

TUE STORY. TRUE... IT WAS ON TUESDAY. IN JUNE. LAST WEEK
I WAS ELEVENTY-FIVE BACK THEM
THE DAYS WERE THEN...

AHHHH NO
I DON'T MISS YOU

I COULD HEAT A STAPELER AND THEN PUCH A WALL AND THE BRICKS WOULD STILL REMIAN A MEMEORY OF HOW I LONGED FOR A CONBEEF SANDWHICH.

HATH YOU NOT FORSAKEN THE ONE GUARDIAN STRAWBERRY WHO LONGS OF WOOL SUITS AND ARRWS MADE OF CHEESCKE WITH MANY DIFFERENT TOPPING TO GAIN HIS BEST WOULD BE PEPPERONI AND A YOUNG QUAIL HUMMY LIKE THE STARS IN THE HAEVENS SHINING ONLY ON THOSE WHO SEEK THE BRA THT DETAINS YOUR EYES.

LOVE LOVE! BRING ME LOVE BECASE I DON'T LIKE LOVE AND Q IS THE CHOUCE LETTER. CURRY IS CERTAINLY THE LOVE, IS IT NOT THE BREAD THAT ALL OF PLATYPUSSES HAVE TO DEAL WITH? THEY DON'T LIKEM E HOUSE.

Tags: I DON'T KNOW

Okay so I wanted to try baking bread for the first time in my life. Problem is that I have no recipe to do so. I want to try and make Ichigo Pan (Strawberry Bread). I've looked all over the 'net, googled it and every thing, but I keep coming up with recipes for "Ichigo Daifuku". Is that the same thing as strawberry pan
(I don't think so but I'm not sure)?

Some one please help?

Tags: Ichigo Pan Strawberry Bread Help

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.

The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

*Frequently wears black clothing.
*Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
*Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
*Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
*Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
*Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
*Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
*Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
*Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
*Takes drugs.
*Drinks alcohol.
*Is suicidal and/or depressed.
*Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
*Complains of boredom.
*Sleeps too excessively or too little.
*Is excessively awake during the night.
*Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
*Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
*Spends large amounts of time alone.
*Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
*Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
*Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
*Misbehaves at school.
*Misbehaves at home.
*Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
*Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
*Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
*Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
*Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
*Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
*Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
*Expresses an interest in sex.
*Masturbates
*Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
*Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
*Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
*Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church


Now...
I don't have anything against ANY religions or anyones beliefs but I think that this is a bit rediculous.


EDIT:
I put in blod the ones that I think are the most rediculous....which is most of them

Tags: Goth Anti Christ Christian Religion