the sketch is in spanish, so i let you the translation in english, i hope you understand it cause my english isn't so good xDDD

Narrator: it's morning in Japan, and the goddess Amaterasu is sleeping like a lazy beast.
*Issun speaking*
*Spalsh*
Amaterasu: *YAWN* i think there was a mosquito around here... Ah, it was you Issun... Sorry, but our bodge wasn't enough for the subtitles, so TALK LIKE THE PEOPLES!!
*yawn* anyway, i'm going to take a walk *Singing a song*
Narrator: So Amaterasu reached a small hut, her curiosity made her enter.... but, she doesn't knwo that she wasn't alone...
Oki: How dare you going inside my home without mi permission! Do you know who i'm??
Amaterasu: No idea...
Oki: i'm Oki Warrior of the snowland and no one -listen to me- no one, survived the power of my sword.
*Amaterasu growl and the battle begins*
Oki: wait wait, sit... follow your tail... you paw... howl.
Amaterasu: AH! Enough! i don't know why i'm listening to you, i leave, i'm not to kidding me!
Oki: wait wait, your are the sun goddess how bring the peace again to japan?
Amaterasu: hmmmm, i guess...
Oki: *laugh* are you sure? I bet you, you don't have any grace beyond you hairs and flairs
*TAN*
Amaterasu:... i'm gonna teach you ¬¬ *she take a round and let fall the blossom from her hands* And? How do you like that? by the way, if its about hairs and flairs, YOU are not better then me
*TAN TAN*
Oki: Well, You don't suprised my after all, now i'm gonna show you the true power of my sword... *Oki try to take out he's sword but it fails*
*Cuek*
Oki: ups, i wasn't concentrated, but now i'm...
*Cuek cuek*
Amaterasu: only words th warrior, i don't have anything more to do... so i *yawn* go sleep again...
Oki: *beging* wait wait, please don't go, it will work... now... please, a rematch, now... now TT_TT